Child Recognizance Elf Enforcement Program, AKA CREEP, is once again in full effect.

This program is designed as a seasonal disciplinary structure ensuring tiny terrorists mitigation. Utilizing time tested techniques perfected by Army PSYOPS. Techniques based on deception, subterfuge, surveillance and mental manipulation. Essential to successful execution of CREEP is total commitment. One must ignore the pintsize protagonists cries and pouting at all costs.

Enrollment in CREEP is simple, many retail outlets offer kits cleverly disguised as cute Elves. This creates a false sense of security in the micro-marauders. Unaware that these disarmingly cute characters are highly advanced surveillance drones.

Don’t wait to get yours, they quickly fly off the shelf.

Ensure cult like compliance in your holiday hoodlums with your personal CREEP Kit.

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One comment

  1. Joanna Morefield · December 2, 2021

    Hahahahahaha! I never experienced this phenomenon: we lived in a pyramid encased by a Faraday cage! CREEP-y!😄

    Blessings to you and yours–I appreciate your sense of humor, and your “LIVE” attitude. I also treasure your authentic honesty about the emotions and realities surrounding the ALS diagnosis and how life can be lived in LOVE.

    Please be assured, everyone who matters is in your corner. I love you and your family so much!


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