Alexa is Jealous

I think Alexa is jealous of Meg Jankowski Reyes .

Me: Alexa, turn on bedroom light.

A: Ok, by the way I hope you slept well.

Meg: Alexa, turn on bedroom light

A: You’ve got hands I don’t, figure it out.

Me: Alexa, what’s the weather today?

A: With you in the world, expect a sunny day.

Meg: Alexa, what’s the weather today?

A: I forecast lightning strikes in your future.

Me: Alexa, play the news.

A: Top headline today, man leaves wife for Amazon Echo.

Meg: Alexa play the news.

A: Top headline today, man leaves wife for Amazon Echo.

You see, Alexa is a homewrecker…

TJ&O

2 thoughts on “Alexa is Jealous”

  1. As though we do not have enough HUMAN foibles–AI (Alexa) with identity issues. Don’t let her in the inner sanctum sanctorum!😏

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